Jacq Off

What is Jacq Off?


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When the home secretary masturbates, named after Jacqui Smith claimed for two adult videos on her parliamentary expenses

After a hard day of giving the police more powers and enacting anti-terror laws, Smith likes to go home and jacq off with her husband

See masturbate, wang, expenses


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