Jaculator Edit Meaning

1. noun: Severe diarrhea (aka major D). Man, I just had some Taco Bell, now I've got to hop on the Major Deegan. See diarrhea, poop..

1. When woman is doing a blow-job and taking balls in mouth at the same time. Come on baby, take more, do me a hamster, I love when you do..

1. Someone who is so fat and ugly (worthless) that one can assume they are a fag. Also, see: complexity warden warden sits on the computer..