Jade Edit Meaning

1.

The best guitarist in the world

The new word for God

"Jade is so Jade damn hot"

See Amy

2.

verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.

Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).

1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.

2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.

3.

See motorboat, body shot, oral sex, fellatio, Dirt Bag

3.

Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)

The love of my life,

My reason for existence;

All my dreams come true,

I offer no resistance.

Bad poetry will I write,

far past the end of time;

my drink of choice is vodka,

with soda, lemon and lime.

Life is hard, I must admit my despair

I am in love, all should be so sweet

What is so right cannot be wrong

I love you

Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.

However; this is of no importance as

I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything

Jade is Sweetness

Tracey is a Bogan

I am and have always been The lowest priority

See gem, stone, colour, person, kansas

4.

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.

Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

See Jade

5.

that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in

mmmh... look at her, what a jade!

See sex, slut, boobs, porno, pornstar

6.

joint (marijuana cigarette)

She lit a jade with her Zippo lighter.

See joint, number, fag, marijuana cigarette, stick

7.

Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yuin Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealandis known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!

"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...

JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.

DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?

See jade, david caruso, yu, china, new zealand, japan