Jade Goody Edit Meaning

1.

A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.

"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"

2.

A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.

Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.

Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid

Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.

Released her own full priced perfume called ' Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.

No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig

Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'

After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.

See useless, fat, cretin, big brother, kerry katona

3.

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

See jade, goody, big brother, bb, cancer

4.

A nasty, racist, ignorant shell of a human being, famous for being incredibly stupid, whom everyone decided was fantastic once she got cancer.

Jade Goody is dead, lol.

See cancer, lol, dead, big brother, stupid, racist

5.

A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.

You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!

Me: lool it's Jade Goody!

See jade, goody, egg, retard, big brother, slag, twat, george bush

6.

Dead. A misunderstood soul

Goodnight Sweet Prince

1981-2009

Oh no Jade Goody died of cancer

See big brother, celeb, gossip, sexy

7.

Someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racistwhen she clearly is not one. A victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.

"Don't blow it out of proportion like what happened to Jade Goody"

See racist, shilpa, shetty