What is Jaelen?
1.
The most highly recognized poster at the GameFAQs boards "Another Place". Frequently pwns the entire board on a daily basis, most of the time it is Tippi Tai and Deadpool being pwned though. Jaelen is certainly the king of the APes.
Jaelen is so fucking awesome!
2.
One who is much hated in the whole world
Jaelen is so jaelened at PotD
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3.
Someone who thinks they are bad ass.
One who announces things like "I went bowling with a cute girl yesterday" or "I cant talk right now I have to go lift weights" in an attempt to look cool.
One who claims to have "owned" everyone.
the setting: your house
JAELEN: *walks up to front door and rings doorbell* "hey dont come to my house because I wont be home. Im going to go to the mall with a girl."
YOU: Why the hell are you telling me this?........ who the hell are you?"
JAELEN: "See ya"
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4.
some fag from gamefaqs that has the intelligence of a 12 year old retarded stepchild from the wrong side of the tracks. frequently makes an ass of himself, only to later masturbate to pictures of gamefaqs moderator Sailor Bacon and the former site owner, CJayC.
Jaelen is a tard. nuff said.
5.
1. When someone says something incredibly stupid.
2. Saying something incredibly dumb.
3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.
"Man, don't be Jaelen."
"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."
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6.
Doing or saying something stupid that contradicts what you said previously
"So, you're saying lesbians aren't gay? Jeez, that's kinda jaelen"
7.
One of the dumbest mother fuckers alive. Constantly blames others for his own mistakes.
Jaelen must be on crack. He blamed us for getting warned.
