Jaf

What is Jaf?


1.

The literal meaning of jaf is an acronym for "just a friend". The term is most often refered to males in high school. It can mean some one who is a loser, or just has bad luck with the ladies. Based off the typical best friend of a girl in a 90s movie. the guy that's always there for his best friend who happens to be a girl, and she always comes to him for support when the girl breaks up with her attractive jerk of a boyfriend. Jafs are always way too nice when it comes to girls they like cuz they think they can win over girls with their overwhelming sensitivity. Jafs dont realize that girls are drawn to a certain degree of badass, and its usually the downfall of the jaf because he cannot change the way he is or the way he is already perceived. Alot of jafs dont get any action because they are shy and not assertive in a sexual manner. Jafs can feel neglected and used (by the ones the adore).

Jafs let their lack of sexual swagger effect every aspect of thier lives. They tend to do poorly in school becuase they are so focused on getting laid, or getting thier crush to like them more then just a friend. Jafs sometimes go into a temporary depression on Sundays when they realize they have to go through another week of school with misery and no girlfriend. This pessimistic mood is known as SNGM (Sunday No Girl Mood).

The Jaf anthem would arguably be Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls, or Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon. Both songs feature lyrics about desperatly wanting to be with a girl, but she is completely oblivious to "Mr Right" and what is actually best for her.

Dude, Steve is such a jaf, i dont think he realizes hes gunna go nowhere with Jenna.

Oh my god, i feel like such a jaf, its saturday night and plans fell through again..

See tool, loser, pussy, panzy, queer

2.

"Just a friend"; a term often used to describe someone of romantic interest who has yet to be referred to as "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" in public or even among close friends. Often, both parties have a shared romantic interest in each other and haven't told anyone yet. At other times, one of them may be stuck in the friend zone. The "just a..." part is a lame attempt to conceal this fact everyone else already knows. Otherwise, the term friend is used instead.

Jay-Z was jaf to Beyonce for years and now they are married!

I respect people's privacy but who were they fooling?

See friend, just, boyfriend, girlfriend

3.

just a friend

I don't want to sleep with you, I'm jaf.

4.

JustAnotherFace

Guy:who's JAF?

Guy 2: No one special

See MonJoe

5.

a half-mustache

You've got a JAF on your lip

6.

A cool dude

That blokes a jaf

See Dave

7.

Guy on GATCity and formerly the GAT. Gets crtap because it looks like a rat lives on his lip.

JAF is a screen name.

See Kaladbolg


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