Jaffad

What is Jaffad?

If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.

person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"

Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"

Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.

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