Jafs

What is Jafs?


1.

John Allan Forster Syndrome.

loss of memory, ability to bullshit for england. multitued of rude sayings, pledge never to take the blame for anything,loss of hair, bad breath and extreme smells.

"hello jack, i mean john, harry oh fuck whats your name?"

"kate"

2.

Just A Friend Syndrome

-When a good friend likes, you but doesn't like you the way you do.

- The syndrome where you can never get a boy/girl-friend because you're too good friends.

John- *Megan turned me down, urgh, JAFS sucks.*

Rob- *Dude, you shouldn't have been such good friends*

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