Jag

What is Jag?


1.

an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.

"Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!"

2.

Jaguar.

Is that your Jag XKR?

3.

A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of the band, or the band themselves, attempting to promote their music.

JAG is a 'DiSism'.

'that was a blatant JAG'

'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'

See jag, jagging

4.

a state of intoxication; to be buzzed or drunk

He was already all jag when he showed up at the party.

5.

n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

-Short form of jag-off.

-Similar to a dickhead.

-Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.

-Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.

"Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!"

"Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag."

"The President is a jag."

See jerk-off, jerk off, douchebag, douche, jag-off, jag off

6.

1. To screw up

2. A situation that has been screwed up

1. Oh man, I jagged so hard on that test!

2. Our attempt to organize a frisbee game was such a jag...nobody came.

See screw up, failure, fail, lose

7.

abbreviation for jewish american ginger

Someone jewish from america who just so happens to be ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.

jack: stupid ginger

Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.

jack: stupid jew

Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs rumbling

jack: stupid american, in fact your a JAG

See american, asd, g, r, fd, ds, gdfg, fgh, df, f, ew


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