What is Jagermattster?
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a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.
Damn that saboteur jagermattster! I would have made the playoffs if he hadn't outbid me for Gus Frerotte, and he ended up starting Eli Manning instead instead of him!
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a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.
Look at that jagermattster behind th bar - he's the filipino version of Tom Cruise's character in the move "Cocktail!"
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The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.
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A gymnasts ass. A perfectly sculpted ass.
Jessica Biel must do assnastics with an ass like that.
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Being in a state of hyperventilation.
Wow. I just pointed out a small mistake and he got all hyperventilatative on me.
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