What is Jagermattster?
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a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.
Damn that saboteur jagermattster! I would have made the playoffs if he hadn't outbid me for Gus Frerotte, and he ended up starting Eli Manning instead instead of him!
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a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.
Look at that jagermattster behind th bar - he's the filipino version of Tom Cruise's character in the move "Cocktail!"
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When you nuzzle a persons buttcrack with your nose, back and forth.
Sandy enjoyed the bulldozer while she nibbled some coffeecake.
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White bread.
Alex: Dad! I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Do we have any Racist Bread?
Dad: No Alex. You'll just have t..
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intermammary sex, especially with a southern European woman.
I thought she might be too traditional, but once she got me into her apart..
