What is Jagex?
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JaGeX is a British company, best known for producing the popular
"Hello there!" said Andrew Gower, to his friend, Bob.
"Hello, Andrew!" said Bob. "How are you?"
"Oh, I've just been working on making another famous game like Runescape or Vertigo." replied Andrew.
"Oh, I forgot, you work at JaGeX."
"Yeah."
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A Java company which has made games such as Runescape, Gold Miner, and others. Started off with Runescape Classic, went on to Runescape 2; currently known as Runescape. Jagex used to care greatly about the well-being of players, HOWEVER, now they say one thing when announcing updates, and doing the opposite! (See below example
Example 1:
Me (reading Behind the Scenes a preview of the month's updates, posted by Jagex.): Hmm, it says there will be a duel arena update here....new tournaments....alright, sounds good!
*A week later at the time of the system update*
Me (reading Behind the Scenes): Hmmm.... duel tournament....better interface system...Large prizes....limitation of staking....WHAT! LIMITATION OF STAKING!? I don't recall reading this....
*Goes to Behind the Scenes posting*
Me: No..I definately did not see this...they lied to me, what Jerks...
Example 2:
Me: (Reading Behind the Scenes, one month later): Hmmm, two new games to the wilderness....one is clan oriented...another is about hunting your target, alright...doesn't sound that bad..
*Two Weeks later...*
Me: *reading Wilderness Update*: Hmmm....let's see...Clan Wars...sounds good....Bounty Hunter.....eh, it's alright.....No PKing (Player-killing)...WHAT! NO PLAYER KILLING!? DID I READ THIS ONCE!?
*goes to Behind the Scenes post for that month.*
Me: Nope....apparently not, man, these guys are jerks, they could've at least told me!
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a company which has brought us the game called Runescape, which contrary to most n00bs' ideas, is quite good when you get better. Although many people bitch about bad service, it's your fault for trying to fight a lvl. 92 with full dragon armor and weapons, not the game's
Runescape has too many noobs, although i am not that high myself
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an elite group of assholes paid to make a mass group of people who pay them to play a game for years only to have the game screwed up and the fun of it ripped out from under them all headed by their faithful ass clown leader andrew gower
jagex sucks ass!!!!!!!!
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Stands for Java Gaming Experts. They're known for creating the game Runescape, an mmorpg. Some despise them, while others love them. Despite their growing number of fans, the only people to spread the word about them are people who have quit the game, giving it a bad reputation. The reason no good things are said about the company is becase everyone who likes them is to addicted to their games.
If Jagex advertised on Cartoon Network, they would control the next generation.
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The makers of an awesome
Yo Dogg Jagex make tight games!!!
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Jagex are a bunch of fat knob jockeys, that sit there all day improving there 'games'. with there rolls covering the screen probably cant even see what they are doing.
most people beleive andrew gower bumraped people so hard that they had to work there. and now Jagex has brought the world gayness 24/7
andrew gower: hey dude wanna come work at Jagex to help me make runescape a better place?
normal guy: nah im fine mate, got a good job
andrew gower: what c***? did u just get smart to me im gonna own u in the wildy with my {autobot} with my pure account {i cheated to make it, autobots etc).
yaaaaaaahhhh!!!! * andrew gower bumrapes him so hard the guy cant move*
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