Jagnostic Edit Meaning

1. To take a dump while recieving oral from pumpkin instead of a girl, or A different form of masturbation. Joe Couldn't get plumpkin..

1. One who self-promotes to any rank he/she sees fit. Skates work and can "because I said so" >General Spade. Janik is ..

1. The bag used by a cuntardouche. "The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes,..