What is Jago?
1.
To throw something entirely unreasonable, such as a mattress, microwave, or live animal, out of the window for no good reason.
I didn't feel like calling up the geek squad and getting my computer fixed, so I just jagoed that shit.
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2.
1) An acronym for the independent film production company, "JAGO Productions" LLC.. Which stands for Just Authentic Genuine and Original Productions.
2) A popular character in the video game,
JAGO Productions, LLC are the creators of great independent films.
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3.
Fittest newsreader ever. It's now become an adjective.
You're a bit Jago!
4.
Noun. A great pain in ones rectum.
For example caused by hemoroids, heavy duty buttsex, rape, or an abousing father.
A matter of course is that the victim becomses handicapped and is unable to run, sit, climb, having more hardcore buttsex, and bicycling.
"Damn I fell on a rock yesteday and now my anus is in excrusiating pain!"
"Holy fuck - I think you've got yourself a Jago"
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5.
A legend in their own right. However does tend to knob children.
That Jago just grabbed my willy.
6.
To jerk off in a sock while driving on long road trips of atleast 100 miles. After cumming, throw it out the window onto the road.
On the way home I pulled a JAGO thinking about your mom.
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7.
another name for a spliff
"stop hoggin the jago you twat and call fish!"
