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The all knowing, all seeing, eyes-in-the-back-of-her-head quality all mothers seem to share.
My mother always knows when I'm doing..
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While performing sex in the doggy style position,you cram a finger up her rectum then smear her forehead with it
I was banging my gf th..
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A) when one goes apeshit crazy
B) being extremely angry
C) having a mild nervous breakdown
I was flipping my shit the other night aft..