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The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated f..
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The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.
1)What girl says:I don't want to go out wi..
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to mellow out.
After that stressful day at work, I'm going to go uncrankify myself with a little reefer and Jack Johnson.
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