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Mother fucking zombie apocalypse.
Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !"
Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*"
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When a man takes Ben-Gay, hot Sauce, wassabi, and lemon Juice and rubs it on a girls clitoris, and then jacks off into her face.
I gave..