Jail Break

What is Jail Break?


1.

noun; having a bowel movement in such a way where the waste leaves your body with great force and quantity. This is the type of event you cannot stop once set in motion and you would prefer to have happen in a safe and familiar bathroom.

I shouldn't have had all that Mexican food last night. That is definitely going to cause a jail break in the morning.

See jail break, poop, movement, deuce

2.

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-barsevery night this week!

See freedom, shackles, probation, Houman


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