Jail Pants

What is Jail Pants?


1.

Warm comfortable pants with no drawstring and hidden pockets worn by idiots knowing they're going to jail. (Maybe they're turning themselves in.) Pants comfortable enough to be worn everyday for up to a week, or until they finally let you out of the holding cell, that can hold a large amount of xanax.

He went to turn himself into Gwinnett County. They cut the draw string out of his favorite pants, and made him empty his pockets. He had a lot of xanax in those pockets that they took while searching him. If he had a good pair of jail pants he would have had an easier 48 hours ahead of him.

See sweat pants


35

Random Words:

1. The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the s..
1. a girl that wants to be part of the scene, but is still tied to being preppy. usually copies the milder scene girl's style in an e..
1. A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink. I don't like beer. Would you please pass ..