Jailhouse Vagina

What is Jailhouse Vagina?

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Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.

Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.

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