Jailhouse Wallet Edit Meaning

1.

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"

A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"

A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

See wallet, jail, jailhouse, prison, body cavity

2.

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

See ass, anus, smuggle, jail

3.

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"

A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"

A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

See prison, wallet, jailhouse, anus, butt