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When a females pussy lips are so used up they reseble a arby's roast beef sandwitch
I went to the strippers last night , and this..
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Using mayonaise as a lubricant during sexual intercourse
Man, last night I pulled The Larry Kennedy on a bitch I had just met that day!..
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Oh my fucking god, aka omfg or oh em gee
Oh em effin' gee, my life sucks...