Jake Bintner

What is Jake Bintner?


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A whinny little bitch of a kid. Cuts on his thigh so no one knows and is gonna get his ass whooped by a kid named Sean. He nearly shit himself in fear when he heard about it.

Annoying and always asks "Wait What?" in a nasally voice.

Sits with people that hate him.

A person you don't want to be.

"Yo quit being like Jake Bintner"

See jake, annoying, kid, bitch, cuts


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