What is Jake?
1.
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
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2.
the police.
we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.
3.
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
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4.
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
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5.
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
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6.
may be one of the most popular boy names around.
means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly.
not easily angered.
Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool.
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7.
sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
wow, look at him, he is such a jake
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