What is Jake Cinninger?
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Best guitarist you havent heard of, with the exception of Tim Reynolds.. Jake plays in the band Umphrey's McGee, a touring band, plays hundreds of shows a year, and very quality musicianship.
go listen to Umphrey's McGee,
Jake Cinninger will melt your fucking face off.
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