Jake Gyllenhaal

What is Jake Gyllenhaal?


1.

A term used to describe a homosexual and/or a chronic masturbator as demonstrated in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead.

1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in New Edition.

Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!

Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.

See fag, homo, fruit, gay, meatbeater, queer

2.

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

See boo foo, brokeback mountain, tossed salad

3.

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

See boo foo, brokeback, brokeback mountain

4.

the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as Donnie Darko and Brokeback mountain.

When I grow up, I want a Jake Gyllenhaal type of guy

See jake, sexy, handsome, actor

5.

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

See sexy, amazing, super cool, loveable

6.

The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.

"cellar door"

"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"

"im voting for dukakis"

"what are feces?"

"have you ever seen a portal?"

"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."

jake gyllenhaal is an orgasm for your eyes

See donnie, frank, portal

7.

Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.

Jake Gyllenhaal is extremely hot

See maggie gyllenhaal, actor, jake


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