What is Jake Heath?
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Based on the most homosexual movie seen in recent cinema history: Brokeback Mountain, a man who is extremly homosexual and has the combined homosexuality of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal to make the ultimate gay cowboy. A Jake Heath offender tends to support Tottenham Hotspur due to their homosexual fanbase.
When a man is in the mountains, he says "damn i hope Jake Heath isn't here" as he knows an extremly painful rape may be on the cards. If a man is found violently sexually abused, the police will instantly name the case 'Jake Heath'.
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Pass the Pussy
Hey Mark...
Quit fuckin around and Que Passa Poonani
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Pass the Pussy
Hey Mark...
Quit fuckin around and Que Pas..
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when you don't wash something
Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!..