What is Jake Kirby?
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Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"
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Clopper - cleavage: the prominent endowment of especially substantial piers on a lady's Canary Wharf.
When Diana Prince ceased ..
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Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.
Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out..
