Jake Kirby

What is Jake Kirby?


1.

Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the

nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.

"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."

"He's no Jake Kirby!"

See hot, sexxy, cute, nice


31

Random Words:

1. 1. One who fails so often, their fails are disregarded. 2. One who fails so epically, it's laughable. 1. Because Milton fell down..
1. A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who..
1. usualy refers to a females hair after having Just Been Fucked. See HNC 2. Just Been Fucked. Looking in the mirror she noticed she ha..