What is Jake Legs?
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Perminent paralysis of the legs cause by drinking a "healing tonic" or denatured alcohol in place of alcohol during prohibition
Cops been busting all the moonshiners lately so I had to drink that stuff from the drug store and I ended up with jake legs.
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A guy from my high school who: a) has too poor taste to possibly be gay, and b) isn't nice enough to be retarded.
Shut up, Kris...