What is Jake Lloyd?
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Actor, born March 5th, 1989. Infamous for playing young Anakin Skywalker in "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace". Probably one of the worst actors on the planet Earth AND in a galaxy far, far away. Looked way too young to be in love with Natalie Portman's character.
"Good thing Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor were in "Phantom Menace". They distracted from Jake Lloyd's EXTREMELY TERRIBLE acting."
"Wow, did you see Jake Lloyd eyeing Natalie Portman at the end of "Phantom Menace"? EEEWW!!!"
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