What is Jake Moose?
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Arch Enemy of Drew Perly, Likes To Kill Things with "ol betsy" and enjoys camping alone in the woods with men for days upon days, enjoys playing baseball and running, often called "moose" or "jorg." Drives a P.o.s Volvo Wagon, and is Madly In love with lanae washburns sister amber. Some People feel moose is a hick, some feel he is a loser, some feel he is super cool, some mock his ingenious phrases such as "I mean i guess thats cool" or "if thats what your into". Jake Moose also has Large Eyebrows that curl on the top. and is in love with his gps
Drew Perly "dude did you see jake moose"
Brian Smith "I once saw a moose, and i saw jake moose dive infront of it, and stab it, and he killed it, and this one time at band camp i was playing a tuba and a moose came and ate all of our trail mix"
Drew Perly "you must hang out with jake, what a loser"
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