Jake Story

What is Jake Story?


1.

a story without a clear ending or point

joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .

everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story

See pointless, funny, jake, story, Ooma

2.

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.

Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.

See long, boring, story, about, nothing


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