What is Jake Story?
1.
a story without a clear ending or point
joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .
everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
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2.
A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
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