What is Jake The Snake?
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One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
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A tool used to shape a rope into a proper coil. Slang for someone who is choked or needs to be choked with a rope aka hanged.
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administering oral stimulation to a male and his "Luke"
Julie was late to class because she was too busy licking Luke.
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