What is Jake: What The F--?
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Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.
Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
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To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;
I just Tim Allened your ass.
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Not only the actor in Home Improvement, but he voice acts Buzz Lightyear...to infinity, and beyond!!!
Tim Allen pwns your freaking ass!
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Tim Allen is fubar.
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