Jakebeard

What is Jakebeard?

An ideal beard, perfect and glorious in it's facial warmth and splendor

Women can't grow a Jakebeard, since they can't handle the awesome

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Would You?

1. Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situ..

Useless Boner

1. A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time. Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..

133732

1. The comparitive adjective form of 1337. Literally "eliter" or "more elite." Used in the hacker's language also ..

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