What is Jaked?
1.
completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.
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2.
To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
3.
v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.
yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)
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4.
to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.
hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi
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5.
To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.
Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.
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6.
To be thrown under the bus.
Blamed for someone elses mistakes.
Screwed over.
Left for dead.
I got Jaked!
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7.
Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game
Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.
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