Jaked

What is Jaked?


1.

completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting

Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.

See fartknocker

2.

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).

Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!

3.

v/adj.

1. to be extremely intoxicated

2. to get fucked over

3. to be a mcmillen

4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.

yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)

See j4l, libby, is, really, hardcore

4.

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)

Dude your jaked.

haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

See crunk, high as fuck, rollin

5.

To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.

Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.

See rape, sleep, joke, jake, nightmare

6.

To be thrown under the bus.

Blamed for someone elses mistakes.

Screwed over.

Left for dead.

I got Jaked!

See screwed, excuses, assume

7.

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

See owned, pwned, defeated, andy, cod


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