Jakescakes

What is Jakescakes?


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The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.

2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

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