What is Jakie?
1.
Glasgow slang for an alcoholic
ah you fucking jakie
2.
A scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. Can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish.
'Those jakies downstairs won't shut the fuck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.'
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3.
West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).
Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.
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4.
West coast Scotland term for a chav / ned / pikie / jakie, easily identifiable by their tracksuits (trackies) Thomas Burberry baseball caps and other assorted burberry accessories.
This breed of scumbag is also known for how their balls grow larger when in a crowd of jakies or in a 12 yr old Vauxhall Nova.
The larger the grouping of jakies is directly proportional to the size their balls have grown over their natural size (which is generally very small).
person 1 "Look at those silly looking jakie fucks"
person 2 "yeah, their balls have grown so large they must think that Vauxhall Nova is a Sherman Tank."
5.
tacky, tasteless, mismatched
Jess, take that hideous outfit off. It looks so jakie!!
