Jakubowski

What is Jakubowski?

to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys.

Holy shit, I just saw the new Kylie Minogue video and I'm going home to Jakubowksi.

Kitty Meow

1. kitty meow is a girls pussy so yea pussy dang my girl got mad at me last night so i aint git no kitty meow from her. See pussy, nast..

Zimmerman

1. The act of asking a random and inappropriate question resulting in a heinously awkward situation. Dude, she just pulled a zimmerman on..

Dignified Doormat

1. A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground. ..

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