What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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1.
extremely large, especially when refering to boobs, tits, jugs, etc
holy jeebus your tits are mangoferous!
See mangoferous, large, tit..
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A redneck word for no longer being benefited or no longer being part of the plan.
Me and you have become unbenefited.
See benefit, cut..
