What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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Mexican version of "o rly"
(see o rly)
O Rly = Oh really?
O Rlemente = "o rly" with a steryotypical spanish inf..