What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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telling a stupid person to be quiet. Used usually on internet games when a noob boasts while doing really bad.
noob:look1!111! i be te..
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Slang for jerkin off.
"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"
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