What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck
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Typically a female who is closeminded and irresponsible.
She better stop trippin'. Yo, she ain't even worth it, she's j..
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will literaly drain your life away
guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght?
guy#2: must have been that english paper
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