What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty
2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposit..
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when you feel a good dump coming on.
After tacos the other night i had a good catfish brewing.
See one in the chamber, gotta go..
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Put simply, a polite way of saying mother fucker when in the presence of people it may offend.
You're gonna be one bad mother crus..
