Jalapanus

What is Jalapanus?

1.

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

See pain, burn, spicy

41

Random Words:

Yucky

1. something thats disgusting i asked alex fiore for one of his starbursts, he wouldnt give me one..not even the yucky yellow ones...stupi..

Sugar_in_his_coffee

1. A way to say a black man is a queer. A lady asks about a man "hey does he have a girlfriend". Other person "nah he like..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free