What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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1. to snore beyond the loudest snore; so loud that others cannot sleep, think or otherwise function in the same or surrounding rooms
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it's the Catholic Big Mac.
"we're having Filet-O-Fish night on Friday, cause we can't eat meat." - Mom
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