What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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Response to someone making fun of something in order to redeem it.
"That field was a piece of shit.
At least it's there.&quo..
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Homosexual Redneck. The act of being a Homosexual and being a Redneck at the same time.
That boy over there is a Queerbilly.
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