What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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V. Art of saying 1 thing and meaning the complete opposite of it.
Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite.
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1. Randomly adding people on facebook that you have never met in real life, especially girls that write on your friend's walls.
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It means where the woman is face down and the guy is like, on top, so it's still the vagina but looks kinda like it's the ass...
