What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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What Ron gave to Hermione when they did it.
Hermione: Ron, what are these magical sprinkles around my vag?
Ron: Babe, those are the Ge..
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when two young at heart folks feel the need for some sexual healing.
I think mom and dad bumped birds last night...
