What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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when a girl gets sooo aroused that one or more of her vaginal lips swells! and makes way to ur face hence getting a face full of pancake..
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The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.
Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine
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A Random funny insult meaning your face looks like a womans Uterus. Many will not know what you are talking about.
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