Jalapanus

What is Jalapanus?


1.

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

See pain, burn, spicy


41

Random Words:

1. to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth Man, will you hurry up!! I gotta drop the k..
1. (Adj.) Anytime an African American makes another African American preform an act, duty, or service. This practice usually envolves physi..
1. a funny word that insults people when you say it to them but makes them laugh at the same time. "i was the one that stole your 5 b..