What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.
It is considered false by most professional evolutionists ..
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a: One who becomes a slaveto the Alcoholic Beverage.
b: a drunkard
Levi: "Phil, how come you never have a few drinks with me&quo..
