What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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to suddenly leave office for undisclosed reasons during the final term of governorship.
don't tell me you're pulling a sarah ..
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Some one who everyone has has intercorse/fooled around with
Shirly is the village bike, everyone's had a ride =)..
