What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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A cheap overpowerd orc hero in warcraft 3.
Im a noob so im gonna get blade master...
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When you are tied to a tree naked and mexicans are payed to throw marshmallows at you.
Tom: Jeezumsi just activated the trollywoggle.
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