What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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Slang term for a crow or raven...due to their color.
That soul chicken almost stole my sandwich!
See bird, raven, hawk, falcoon
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to take some 1s head of, usually said in anger
"I m gonna rip u r heed aff n shite doon u r neck!"..