Jalapanus

What is Jalapanus?


1.

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

See pain, burn, spicy


41

Random Words:

1. related to "exired" but more on the sleepy side. the kind of exhaustion that causes one to be extra sleepy. "oh dude, i&..
1. what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut. "Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bub..
1. 1.) The amount of space between two people that one needs in order to be comfortable. 2.) The distance arm length distance 360 degree..