What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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The best Zelda message forum ever. Sometimes called ZP.
Mike: Hey you go on ZeldaPower?
Rebecca: Yeah, it's awesome...
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Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad..
