What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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Random Words:
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To have a wee wee/ to urinate
That guy just dun a jimmy tiddle in that guys mouth!..
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The asshole. Also, cock crisper.
When she's done eating the cock, he puts it in her 'cock pantry'...
