What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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Random Words:
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To spend time going on slangdefine and looking up phrases such as table whore. Its also fun to add words to the dictionary.
Steve: Im ..
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you say this when your stoned
"Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!
Zinga-zing-zong!"
"My god, will yo..
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The act of putting a plunger on a wall and ass-ramming it while jerking off
Oh Paul is in the bathroom doing the Roto-shooter.
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