What is Jalapanus?
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the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
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1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore
1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!
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A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.
I had to use my yo..