What is Jalapanus?
1.
the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal
Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"
Paul: "dude... light a match"
Pete: "it feels like i already did"
See
Random Words:
1.
When you have no cash so you pillage through the couch, car ashtray, dirty laundry etc for change
Man i needed some beer but had no cas..
1.
Hot clothing found on threadbareclothing
Band Apparel for the bands, by the bands. (Not FUBU...)
That new band, %#$@#!& sure sport..