Jalapeno Asshole

What is Jalapeno Asshole?

1.

A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating ( shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.

Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!

2.

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

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