Jalapeno Asshole

What is Jalapeno Asshole?


1.

A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating ( shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.

Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!

2.

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

See Marcus


46

Random Words:

1. noun- 1. Any of a variety of vaginal discharges 2. A forceful expulsion of lady- spootyfrom the cum dumpster. 1. John Edward's p..
1. Someone's who's gayness, doubachery, or toolbagness extends to the uttermost ends of the universe. If you ever want to find an..
1. A punk rock band hailing from Mesa, AZ. Established in 1997 by front man Ian Hunthausen. Despite a brief hiatus from 2002 to 2003 the ..