Jalapeño Dick

What is Jalapeño Dick?

1.

1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.

2. An alleged method of tortureused by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.

1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.

2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.

See dick, torture, latex, pepper
4

Random Words:

Facebail
1. To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with. I think I'..
Read more
Kertesz
1. Comes from the latin word for anus, having to do with the butt hole Her Kertesz was sore from last night See anus, ass, butthole, bung..
Read more
Zatching
1. When you send an email for the purpose of attaching a document to send to someone and you zone on actually attaching the said document. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free