Jalapeño Dick

What is Jalapeño Dick?

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1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.

2. An alleged method of tortureused by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.

1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.

2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.

See dick, torture, latex, pepper
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