Jalapeno Hot Dog

What is Jalapeno Hot Dog?


1.

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?

-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.

-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.

-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

See vibrator, hot dog, jalapeno, masturbation, sex, mischief


7

Random Words:

1. After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it. "Mark and Jamie had sex!? But..
1. 1) During said rise of Eastern orthodox church, icons, or holy images, were venerated. Iconoclaste means "image breaker" these..
1. Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..