Jalapeno Hot Dog

What is Jalapeno Hot Dog?


1.

The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.

- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?

-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.

-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.

-Hell fucking yeah.

Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"

See vibrator, hot dog, jalapeno, masturbation, sex, mischief


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