Jalapeno Monkey

What is Jalapeno Monkey?


1.

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

See jalapeno, monkey, sack, banana, armpit, Twish

2.

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.

Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

See jalapeno, monkey, jalapeno monkey, dublin


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