What is Jalepeno Ass?
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The burning sensation in your lower intestines, butthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. This typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.
Also See Explosive Diarrhea
After eating at Taco Bell, Doug suffered for 3 days from jalepeno ass.
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The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.
$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dud..