Jalmhat

What is Jalmhat?

Just a little masterbating here and there

Steve-Hey what are you doing today

Cornelius-Not to much JALMHAT

Steve-You know that sounds like a jumping good time

See masterbate, pussy juice cocktail, alligator fuckhouse, fun, love

Mike "rusty" Balszac

1. A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 20..

Not Sterile

1. having had sexual relations with a slut or unattractive person, no longer making them available to hook up with "Daaaamn, chris lo..

Ear Tube

1. the tube in which you hear things. (Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone? (Husband) I broke my ear tube. See ear, ear tube, tube..

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