What is Jalop?
1.
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
2.
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
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3.
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
4.
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
5.
To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.
You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.
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your mothers vagina
yer moms box was all plugged up with cobwebs last night dude, I had to surf the hershey highway wit da bitch.
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when a womens boob overflows her bra at the top causing a lump that resembles a pork chop!
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