Jalop

What is Jalop?


1.

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*

I just jaloped you!

2.

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

See jalop, stupid, goofy, dumb, idiot

3.

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

4.

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"

*zip*

"What the?"

*Thwack!*

5.

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.

6.

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