Jalopo Edit Meaning

1. A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties ..

1. The act of arousing a sexual partner by vomitting or spitting in their lap. I was making out with this hot chick last night and then sh..

1. Where a handicapperpicks the first two horses that will finish a race, but doesn't guess the order. I was goin for the perfecta bu..