Jalopomy

What is Jalopomy?


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A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.

Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?

Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!

Person 1: What?

Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.


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