What is Jalopomy?
1.
A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.
Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.
