Jaloproctitis

What is Jaloproctitis?

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).

"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."

See hot ass, spicy, anus, anal, rectal, rectum

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