Jalopy Edit Meaning

1.

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexicothat is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

See AYB

2.

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

See watson

3.

A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"

See vagina, old, saggy, cunt, cooter, poon, cougar, woman

4.

A sexual partner, can be either maleor female, used in fast food transactions who does not perform at acceptable standards.

Sarah: "Hey Ames. Ya gonna grab some fast food tonight?"

Amy: "Nah. The last Ronald Mcdonaldturned out to be a total jalopy, girl. He left a bite mark on my neck!"

Sarah: "There will be no jalopies in this drive-thru!"

See jalopy, fast food, passion

5.

Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.

6.

an old style race car, usually raced on dirt oval race tracks."jalopy" is commonly mistaken for an old run down car.

we're getting the jalopy ready for its next race

See hot rod, jalopy, racing, dirt track

7.

slow, outdated computer. usually running at slow processing speeds and with inadequate memory.

My computer at home takes forever to download anything. It is such a jalopy.